"Yeah, you and I have crossed a lot of lines, but that would have been a big one," Klaus says with a laugh. He would have gotten over it, though. His body's been used for much worse, after all.

"Of course I'm cooler than you." He shrugs and takes another drag from the joint, looking at his brother thoughtfully before turning his head to exhale. "But I'm also kind of a pain in the ass. I'm unpredictable, I sleep around, I never take things seriously."

He shrugs and settles back into his chair again, kicking his feet up to cross his ankles and rest them on Ben's thigh. "Some people like coffee, some like tea. There are plenty of girls out there that would see you and not look twice at me. Now that you're visible, that is."

After a moment, he lets out a quiet giggle. "That rhymed."