Klaus lets out a delighted laugh at that, nearly choking on the smoke in his lungs as he tosses his head back with it. Oh, Ben. Sweet, sweet Benjamin.

"It's adorable that you think that I'm getting into heaven," he gets out before exhaling up into the sky. "That ship sailed a long time ago, I think."

God told Klaus to his face that she didn't like him. Kind of shitty, actually, but how many people can say that?

"Yeah, when presented with two options, girls tend to go for the corporeal one." He rolls his eyes, and uses the two fingers holding the joint to point at Ben. "So, you're flirting with girls when I'm not around, then? You're out there tearing it up?"