"Just think, now you can finally fit in them," I said, playing dumb while I filled our cups, mindlessly fixing both our coffees just how we like them.

I couldn't even say how I know how he takes his coffee, and as I dumped in extra sugar, I realized it might've been that I was just making them both how I took my own.

"It's been ages since I've screwed around with a woman. You think it's like riding a bike?"